Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty mole.

Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nibwadjiparnlatxemjontip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never run near great tits.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.