Gomcabdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering bat.

Gomcabdiss created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Gomcabdiss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomcabdiss, it will ignore you.

Gomcabdiss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gomcabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Gomcabdiss on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. You must pray to Gomcabdiss five times a day.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.