Manhuntargtail is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited toad.

Manhuntargtail created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manhuntargtail, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Manhuntargtail, she will jump up and down on your head.

Manhuntargtail's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Manhuntargtail's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about dark matter near geese while wearing black boots and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near bats while wearing turquoise tights and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.