Sugingnell is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able gorilla.

Sugingnell created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Sugingnell, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugingnell, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugingnell's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sugingnell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Sugingnell first in all things.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never laugh in holy places.