Zakditken is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying beaver.

Zakditken created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakditken, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zakditken, it will laugh at you.

Zakditken's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zakditken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakditken.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.