Sagfarhog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous fly.

Sagfarhog created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagfarhog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagfarhog, he will come to you in dreams.

Sagfarhog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sagfarhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Put Sagfarhog first in all things.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.