Quillrulltam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish butterfly.

Quillrulltam created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrulltam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quillrulltam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quillrulltam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quillrulltam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillrulltam.

3. Never feed spinach to tortoises while wearing shoes.

4. Always obey Quillrulltam's priests.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.