Yatmabsak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient hedgehog.

Yatmabsak created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatmabsak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatmabsak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yatmabsak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yatmabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear fawn corsets.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always wear turquoise.