Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Manlarpleg Nurlren Bansabdidvig's name in vain.