Litpopquill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous coyote.

Litpopquill created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Litpopquill, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litpopquill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Litpopquill's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Litpopquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.