Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring hyena.

Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sakpitnellkadpasfomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.