Garhimjipcapladpod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing chicken.

Garhimjipcapladpod created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Garhimjipcapladpod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Garhimjipcapladpod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Garhimjipcapladpod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Garhimjipcapladpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing blue shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Garhimjipcapladpod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.