Lanbafbin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing hare.

Lanbafbin created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbafbin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lanbafbin, it will be very sad.

Lanbafbin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lanbafbin's Holy Commandments

1. Lanbafbin loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing violet jumpers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.