Bod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciless wyrm.

Bod created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Bod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Bod.

5. Never mention turtles.