Gungepomt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful goblin.

Gungepomt created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungepomt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gungepomt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gungepomt's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gungepomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Gungepomt loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing cyan rings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.