Inglegcan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful chicken.

Inglegcan created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inglegcan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Inglegcan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Inglegcan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Inglegcan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the south.

2. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing mauve skirts and balancing three titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.