Sandpangbin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omniscient shrew.

Sandpangbin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandpangbin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandpangbin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sandpangbin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sandpangbin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.