Yoktomxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm tortoise.

Yoktomxuc created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Yoktomxuc, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yoktomxuc, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yoktomxuc's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yoktomxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Never wear gray ear rings.