Nabbeddum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing swallow.

Nabbeddum created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbeddum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabbeddum, he will come to you in dreams.

Nabbeddum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nabbeddum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nabbeddum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Nabbeddum first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.