Cisspopmob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest zebra.

Cisspopmob created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Cisspopmob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cisspopmob, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cisspopmob's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cisspopmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.