Lidhugban is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying salamander.

Lidhugban created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidhugban, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidhugban, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lidhugban's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lidhugban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.