Mabpitmad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous owl.

Mabpitmad created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabpitmad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mabpitmad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mabpitmad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mabpitmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Worship no other gods but Mabpitmad.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Mabpitmad loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to tortoises while wearing violet dresses.