Panflowbig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish cow.

Panflowbig created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panflowbig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panflowbig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Panflowbig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Panflowbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.