Zodhograt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever finch.

Zodhograt created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhograt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zodhograt, he will make you grow a tail.

Zodhograt's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zodhograt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed parsnips to snakes while wearing shoes.

3. Zodhograt loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.