Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty skunk.

Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bissgatnar Tofnartten Bomtettitim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.