Madciblaksisrullarg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate mole.

Madciblaksisrullarg created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madciblaksisrullarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Madciblaksisrullarg, he will turn you into a dog.

Madciblaksisrullarg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Madciblaksisrullarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the east.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.