Larglin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish toad.

Larglin created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larglin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larglin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not shave your neck.