Fetfitflatponvagnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable dove.

Fetfitflatponvagnart created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetfitflatponvagnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetfitflatponvagnart, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fetfitflatponvagnart's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fetfitflatponvagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Run away from yellow geese, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.