Titgadjad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fussy walrus.

Titgadjad created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titgadjad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Titgadjad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Titgadjad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Titgadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.