Madparkfas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful swallow.

Madparkfas created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madparkfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madparkfas, he will strike you with lightening.

Madparkfas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Madparkfas' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.