Dissgarrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong hare.

Dissgarrag created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgarrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissgarrag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dissgarrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dissgarrag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing magenta kilts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dissgarrag in the centre of the settlement.