Cipkonven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent spider.

Cipkonven created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipkonven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipkonven, she will not invite you to parties.

Cipkonven's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cipkonven's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.