Genvedxuckpomtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful fly.

Genvedxuckpomtonk created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Genvedxuckpomtonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genvedxuckpomtonk, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Genvedxuckpomtonk's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Genvedxuckpomtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Genvedxuckpomtonk loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about asteroids.