Garbenhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise owl.

Garbenhin created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbenhin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garbenhin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Garbenhin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Garbenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garbenhin.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.