Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tettinelloopdadlaknurlgutbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.