Gupbednut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless goat.

Gupbednut created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbednut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gupbednut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gupbednut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gupbednut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Gupbednut loves swans, so they must be respected.