Safbedhak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart spider.

Safbedhak created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbedhak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safbedhak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Safbedhak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Safbedhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never look at black holes.