Gebrulontstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring bird.

Gebrulontstrag created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gebrulontstrag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebrulontstrag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gebrulontstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gebrulontstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never think about gravity near snakes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.