Govdagfar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty pig.

Govdagfar created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdagfar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Govdagfar, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Govdagfar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Govdagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never sing near dogs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.