Kanhangep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring spider.

Kanhangep created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanhangep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kanhangep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kanhangep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kanhangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of porpoises.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.