Citflymig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind gorilla.

Citflymig created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citflymig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citflymig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Citflymig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Citflymig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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