Nibtargwad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating zebra.

Nibtargwad created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtargwad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibtargwad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nibtargwad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nibtargwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nibtargwad on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never think about moons.