Mapbidbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able goblin.

Mapbidbonk created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbidbonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mapbidbonk, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mapbidbonk's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mapbidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.