Negdanyam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented eagle.

Negdanyam created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negdanyam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Negdanyam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Negdanyam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Negdanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear blue kilts.

5. Never talk about black holes.