Flancipbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish bee.

Flancipbast created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flancipbast, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flancipbast, he will turn you into a worm.

Flancipbast's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flancipbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flancipbast on top of all buildings.

2. Put Flancipbast first in all things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. You must never eat spinach.