Largtanyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak bee.

Largtanyarl created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtanyarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largtanyarl, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Largtanyarl's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Largtanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing indigo rings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry ants.