Pom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited hedgehog.

Pom created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing red tights and balancing eight silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to whales while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Never think about gravity near pigs while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your arms.

4. Never paint your neck white.

5. Run away from mauve dolphins, for they are unholy.