Niltabmum is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident wyrm.

Niltabmum created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltabmum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niltabmum, it will turn you into a sheep.

Niltabmum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Niltabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing purple tights.

5. Always help sick mice.