Caplibshav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, stupid troll.

Caplibshav created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caplibshav, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Caplibshav, she will throw large rocks at you.

Caplibshav's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Caplibshav's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Caplibshav first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.