Manhaddiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever giraffe.

Manhaddiss created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhaddiss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Manhaddiss, he will boil you in a big pot.

Manhaddiss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Manhaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the east.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.